dear pot luck,
you weren’t as awful as i thought you’d be. actually, you were quite delightful.
i sincerely apologize for being a grumpy pants betch to you the other night. it was totally uncalled for. my frustration was really aimed a the grocery store (we all know how much i hate the stupid grocery store, i will never apologize to him!). you are indeed a very nice event that brings people together like a nice family dinner.
i hope that you can forgive me and that we can be friends.