so, i just did the math. and i’m behind on Project 2,010 Hugs. again.
i was doing so well! i was a freakin hugging machine for the month of february! and in march, i didn’t do too bad.
but math doesn’t lie. unless you do it incorrectly. and since i was born from a freakin math teacher, i know that my calculations are correct to the 10th decimal point. and that 10th decimal point says “you are behind by 133”.
crap. crap on toast. crap in a freaking boat.
well, don’t really crap in a boat. unless it’s in the boat’s bathroom….that’s just rude if you took a crap on the boat. and i don’t care if it’s called the “poopdeck”.
so here’s the deal, kiddos. i need to get some pics of some freakin awesome hugs. and i need your help. i can’t just hug myself. not only is that just sad and pathetic, but it also makes for a really boring hug album. so if you see me, and you’re willing to take a hug pic, let me know. because i need them. desperately.
there. that’s my plea.