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A RUDE AWAKENING, A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE, AND GREAT EXPECTATIONS

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A RUDE AWAKENING

i was fast asleep this morning (as most people are on a saturday morning), snug in my bed.  i was in the perfect comfy position, dreaming about something awesome when all of a sudden i have the most horrible taste in my mouth.  i mean, it is so horrible that i instantly wake up and sit bolt-upright in bed with arms whirling in the air.  “what the hell just happened?!?”

i’ll tell you what happened.  mr bix farted at the exact moment i inhaled.  i ate my dog’s fart.  and at 6:15 in the morning, which is an hour that shouldn’t exist on saturdays.  and the sad thing is, this has happened before.  i thought it was a one-time phenomenon.  but lightning strikes twice these days.

point to you, ‘010, for the worst wake up ever. 

SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE

why don’t these blogs come with a rule book?  i had my first lesson.  admittedly, it is a very simple one.  a lesson that i should have realized.  but i didn’t, and that’s my bad.  guess i didn’t really think that very many others would read my ramblings which is silly because isn’t that the whole point of a blog?  anyway, here’s the lesson:

lesson #1- if i’m going to post something (more specifically a ‘defeat’ or something that doesn’t wax poetically about their awesomeness), and it involves others, then i should make them aware of what i’m posting before i post it.

simple, huh?  yeah…time for me to dial down my narcissism and think of how i impact others.  lesson learned. 

‘010 doesn’t really win on that…hayden does.  it’s funny, i’m his big sister but he’s all grown up now and teaching me things.

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

we can’t call who the day went to (‘010 or me) yet…i still have a few amazing things happening today.  the hair will be de-swampified today and roadtrip to t-town for a par-tay.  oh!  and i will actually get to see the friend that i thought i was hugging from yesterday’s #4 awkward moment. 

the sun is shining (ok, not really, it’s gray and cloudy but we can pretend), good times are in the mix, and i am looking forward to the day.

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Author: merrycontrary

Greetings! I'm Meredith Black, an Oklahoma City based photographer. Any time I'm behind the camera lens, I'm a happy camper!

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